我们不能当鸡婆因为我们不能生蛋 - created by Amanda

I say : You always go to MC Donald to study, damn rich! See me, I am so poor, I always go to sit under the tree to study only.

He reply : Siao meh, you think you are 李白 or 牛顿? waiting the apple fall from the tree when u are studying half way? lol.

I went to a shop wanted to buy some pieces of Ba Kua (肉干), I saw the piece is RM44 for 8 pieces. It is about RM5.50 per piece. I feel it is so expensive so I asked the sales-girl "why it is so expensive?". The sales-girl told me "it is not a piece of tissue or a piece of paper. It is a piece of MEAT ok!!" LMAO =.=|||

> 浪客说:'人们叫我浪人,好听!'
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> 武士说:'人们叫我武人,也好听!
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> 高手说:'人们叫我高人,也很好听!'
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> 剑客说:'你们聊,我先走了!'
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> 老张家的门是柳木做的,老张说:我家的门是木门!
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> 老李家的门是塑料做的,老李说:我家的门是塑门!
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> 老王家的门是砖头做的,老王说:我家的门是砖门!
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> 老刘家的门是钢做的,老刘说:你们聊,我先走了!
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> 师范学院的学生说:我是'师院'的!
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> 铁道学院的学生说:我是'铁院'的!
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> 职业学院的学生说:我是'职院'的!
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> 技术学院的学生说:你们聊,我先走了!
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> 2。题目:其中
> 小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
> 老师批语:你是蜈蚣吗?
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> 3。题目:陆陆续续
> 小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
> 老师批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?
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> 4。题目:难过
> 小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。
> 老师批语:老师更难过。
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> 5。题目:又 又
> 小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
> 老师批语;你的妈妈是变形金钢吗?
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> 6。题目:你看
> 小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊
> 老师批语:没看过
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> 7。题目:欣欣向荣
> 小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。
> 老师批语:连续剧不要看太多了!
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> 8。题目:好吃
> 小朋友写:好吃个屁。
> 老师批语:有些东西是不能吃的。
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> 9。题目:天真
> 小朋友写:今天真热。
> 老师批语:你真天真。
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> 11。题目:先……再……,例题:先吃饭,再冼澡。
> 小朋友写:先生,再见!
> 老师批语:想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
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> 12。题目:况且
> 小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况
> 老师批语:我死了算了


Posted by Zac1987 on 04 February, 2010

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